petitesluxures:

this one could be literally translated by “plait-to-ass champion”. How come?
In French, a plait is called “natte”. One of the (many) words to name a butt is “fion”. (This one is actually quite crude, by the way). So “plait to ass” could be (approximately) translated by “natte à fion”, which sounds almost like “natation”. That explains the following “champion”. 😘 https://ift.tt/2D4cjYW